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Old 12-18-2003   #1
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i have gone the last 2 nights with no sleep, came close to overdosing on advil cold and sinus, been to the drugstore 3 times to try different gimmik things, like menthol nose strips, and NOTHING works!!!!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE someone tell me your grandmas "secret" for getting rid of a bad cold....and yes i had chicken soup for dinner.
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Old 12-18-2003   #2
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Lots of water, antibiotics, vitamin C, sleep, pot, alchohol, and pussy...

the last three are for after you're feeling better.
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Slice up a bunch of STRONG onions, pour sugar on them and let them sit overnight.. then drink the juice and eat the onions.. There is NO better natural remedy.. Also a few heads of garlic will do you some good too. Echinacea is a MUST if you have a cold.. a few days of regular doses and you should be pretty much over it.
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Seems everyone is sick lately....the whole office over here at ARS is coughing and sputtering and wheezing and blowing their damn noses all day :angry: Take tons of vitamin C, Zinc and Echinacea along with a Zombie or a Rum Runner.....good strong rum drinks always help. If your not over your cold when all is said and done, at least you'll be drunk
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well i dont like to think of grandma when i think of this one...

but sex.. good old american fuck.. the hump hump...

the chemicals your body produces when you have sex boost your immune system.

my wife loves it when i get sick ;-)
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well i dont like to think of grandma when i think of this one...

but sex.. good old american fuck.. the hump hump...

the chemicals your body produces when you have sex boost your immune system.

my wife loves it when i get sick ;-)
hooper....i just showed my wife your post and she said GFY!!!!
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NyQuil! Get them germs so bombed they don't know what to do!!
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Ultra-soft tissues, the best soup in the world, lots of juice... all brought to you by a sexy lingerie-wearing wife with "that look" in her eye and a warm bubble bath waiting.
Get her into the tub *with* the lingerie on and the combination will make you feel all better.
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Zicam, though available only in the last couple of years, is well-respected for killing a cold if you start taking it at the first sign of one oncoming; even if you don't start it early enough, it could shorten the duration and severity of the cold.

Kleenex, lots and lots of them, for your dripping nose AND for clean-ups after masturbating----wanking is natural/normal/healthy (not only sexually, but also emotionally and physically); besides, it could help you get to sleep!

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The only thing that really works is breathing steam. The heat will kill the Virii in your nose and throat. I swear I have prevented major colds by doing this at the onset.
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shot of Warm vodka with pepper in it before you go to bed

or 20 depending on your mood


Worked for me

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Squeeze the juice of half a lemon into boiling water, stir in a teaspoon of honey and add a good glug of whisky, repeat then go to bed - tastes good and works
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Stresstabs with zinc BID, chicken soup, lots of hot, salted grapefruit juice, and a positive mental attitude..

I almost abbreviated grapefruit as g/f; but then the image hit me. I had to go outside and sit on the patio 'til I stopped laughing at the thought of somebody squeezing juice out of his girlfriend. I can still barely type...
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similar to Kelly's....

Orange, lemon or lime (or all three). Slice and leave the rind on.

in wine or whiskey boil it, then drink and eat everything.

will make you sweat it out, so go get under a blanket and let the healing begin!
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I just drink lots of OJ and try to do as little as possible.
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Zicam, though available only in the last couple of years, is well-respected for killing a cold if you start taking it at the first sign of one oncoming; even if you don't start it early enough, it could shorten the duration and severity of the cold.

Kleenex, lots and lots of them, for your dripping nose AND for clean-ups after masturbating----wanking is natural/normal/healthy (not only sexually, but also emotionally and physically); besides, it could help you get to sleep!

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Zicam IS a miracle drug!!!!!! It is a nose gel. Couple it with "Cold Free" throat spray. One works on your head and nose - the other works on your throat...... both work on that plain 'ole achey feeling. Cold Free spray goes under your tonge, which mainstreams it to your body.

These two over the counter drugs have helped me escape about a zillion colds when taken the minute you feel 'something coming on. When it is too late to stop the cold - they sure make you feel better & I think shorten the duration by a few days. These are a MUST for your medicine cabinet, to just have on hand the next time you feel like a cold may be coming on.
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