to "well done" lovers

Winetalk.com · 07-08-2003

just read it yesterday...

people who eat "well done" have 5 times bigger risk of cancer

people who only eat meat and don't eat fish -
have 10 times more risk of getting heart attack...

fuck this shit,
from now on,
I am sticking with SUSHI!
;-)))

Hell Puppy · 07-08-2003

Fish at least once a week is also reported to reduce your chances of having a stroke.

Though I concluded long ago that anything that feels good or tastes good, it can kill you...

Peaches · 07-08-2003

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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Jul 8 2003, 07:07 PM
just read it yesterday...

people who eat "well done" have 5 times bigger risk of cancer

And I could get hit by a bus tomorrow. I'm planning on eating the way *I* want to eat, for tomorrow we may die.

Plus, I'm a pear instead of an apple shaped person and we're supposed to live longer anyway. It all evens out. Just stay away from buses.

wig · 07-08-2003

speaking of eating.... do you want to come over for some buffalo penis?

Forest · 07-08-2003

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Originally posted by wig@Jul 8 2003, 10:03 PM
speaking of eating.... do you want to come over for some buffalo penis?

Sabby · 07-08-2003

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Originally posted by wig@Jul 8 2003, 10:03 PM
speaking of eating.... do you want to come over for some buffalo penis?

ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!

My dad made me eat cow's tongue once. It was a very tramatizing experience for me and I think the whole reason I chose to pursue a career in porn!

Sabby

Hell Puppy · 07-08-2003

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Originally posted by wig@Jul 8 2003, 10:03 PM
speaking of eating.... do you want to come over for some buffalo penis?

How about some "mountain oysters"?

Timon · 07-09-2003

I should make 200 then, never eat meat but eat fish every day ;-)

sarah_webinc · 07-09-2003

I love fish and would eat it all the time but my husband gets ill at the mere thought of fish so it leave me missing out. If I even have it in the house he starts complaining and saying he is going to be ill.

spanno · 07-09-2003

man they make up different shit thats bad for you every day don't listen to that shit

Timon · 07-09-2003

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc@Jul 9 2003, 03:04 AM
I love fish and would eat it all the time but my husband gets ill at the mere thought of fish so it leave me missing out. If I even have it in the house he starts complaining and saying he is going to be ill.

What a whino :-)

Peaches · 07-09-2003

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Originally posted by wig@Jul 8 2003, 11:03 PM
speaking of eating.... do you want to come over for some buffalo penis?

Hmmm - this shows a posting time of 11PM....

Sure! You guys want to come here and you can cook? I'm not so good at buffalo penis. Maybe you can go look at the pretty fish in that big fish tank in my back yard that apparently is NOT for fishing.

I LOVE Wig's buffalo penis!

His wife's snapper, and this is just MY opinion, mind you, isn't as good.

Timon · 07-09-2003

Peaches, I've been wanting to ask for a while...

I checked out your site and I don't know if it's because I'm stupid but I just can't figure out what Vendor cash is selling or how much it pays out??

You might want to want to be a bit more aggressive with that ;-)

Opti · 07-09-2003

I tried hard to work out what you were up to too Peaches ;-)

*edit.. almost forgot!

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I LOVE Wig's buffalo penis!

no comment required :P

Last edited by Opti at Jul 10 2003, 12:26 AM

Peaches · 07-09-2003

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Originally posted by Timon@Jul 9 2003, 10:23 AM
Peaches, I've been wanting to ask for a while...

I checked out your site and I don't know if it's because I'm stupid but I just can't figure out what Vendor cash is selling or how much it pays out??

You might want to want to be a bit more aggressive with that ;-)

Yeah, I know

Still working on getting the damned programmers to get everything operational. The sites being sold at this time are:

http://www.guaranteedissue.com and http://www.nationwidevoice.com

We were originally going to go with an exclusive reseller so more time was spent on the product sites than the click site. That fell through so now the #1 priority is getting the click site up. I sent over my "wish" list and now I'm-a-waitin'.

I haven't taken hostages yet, but that's my next step.

Timon · 07-09-2003

Good sites, those look like they'll do well!

What you want to do is be very clear about explaining how much money webmasters will earn from your program, you could be selling frog turds for all the webmasters care as long as you can convince them they'll make a million dollars doing so ;-)

Peaches · 07-09-2003

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Originally posted by Timon@Jul 9 2003, 10:44 AM
Good sites, those look like they'll do well!

What you want to do is be very clear about explaining how much money webmasters will earn from your program, you could be selling frog turds for all the webmasters care as long as you can convince them they'll make a million dollars doing so ;-)

Yeah, since we were going to go with an exclusive distributor, we didn't think we were going to have to worry about getting all that on a website. Plus, I've found out the hard way that programmers and website designers do NOT think like webmasters.

Here are the payouts, BTW.

Guaranteed Issue - $45 per completed application. This can ONLY be offered on Non-adult sites and/or mailers using adult opt in mailings, but NO adult offerings on the same email.

Nationwide Voice:

$12.95 per month for the customer, with the first month free and if they go to the 2nd month, they get a $500 catalogue shopping spree.

3 different options for payouts:
1) $2 per month per active account starting with the 2nd month (since the first one's free) paid out 120 days out.
2) $.50 per signup, checks sent out every two weeks, AND $1 a month per active account starting with the 2nd month, paid 120 days out.
3) $1 per signup, checks sent out every two weeks, AND $.50 a month per active account starting with the 2nd month, paid 120 days out.
This can be used on non-adult and/or adult opt in mailings AND on non-adult and adult sites. We're in the process of putting some banners together now.

Opti · 07-09-2003

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Guaranteed Issue - $45 per completed application. This can ONLY be offered on Non-adult sites and/or mailers using adult opt in mailings, but NO adult offerings on the same email.

I am going to have to try completing one of these to see what is involved! Information collection is it Peaches .. well done!!

sharky · 07-09-2003

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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Jul 8 2003, 06:07 PM
just read it yesterday...

people who eat "well done" have 5 times bigger risk of cancer

people who only eat meat and don't eat fish -
have 10 times more risk of getting heart attack...

fuck this shit,
from now on,
I am sticking with SUSHI!
;-)))

So Serge,
When you were trying to get me to eat my steak bloody.. you were really just thinking about my health?

How thoughtful of you!

Sabby · 07-09-2003

HellPuppy what is a "mountain Oyster"?

I love sushi and rare steak. I will live forever!

Sabby

sarettah · 07-09-2003

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Originally posted by Timon@Jul 9 2003, 09:44 AM
you could be selling frog turds

Is there an affiliate program ???????

Sign me the fuck up !!!!

Timon · 07-09-2003

Whoa!!

Fuck all you cockholsters, from now on I am hanging out here:
http://www.nakedsmartchicks.com/

;-))

Hell Puppy · 07-10-2003

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Originally posted by Sabby@Jul 9 2003, 10:54 PM
HellPuppy what is a "mountain Oyster"?

I love sushi and rare steak. I will live forever!

Sabby

Hog nuts!

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