Mike, were you recruiting in Vegas....

sarettah · 06-30-2003

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...t/vegas_virgins

LAS VEGAS - In a city known more for sin than virtue, a group of virgins from around the country gathered this weekend to send a message: wait until marriage.

It was a clash of the "Good Girls" and the sin-seekers as about 200 teens, parents and youth counselors descended on the Strip to pass out cards promoting abstinence.
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"What better place to bring this than Sin City?" said participant Deanna Grimm, 24, of Sioux Falls, S.D. "They need to hear it."

Toolz · 06-30-2003

Between Mike, Brad, and Pornoman there were so many virgins deflowered this weekend there was no room left for me to do any deflowering, I hope next time they share as well as I do. Thanks for the girl KC

Vick · 06-30-2003

She's your adolescent dream
School boy stuff
A sticky sweet romance
And she makes you want to scream
Wishing you could get inside her pants

So you fantasize away
While you're squeezing her
You thought you heard her say

Good girls don't, I should be telling you
Good girls don't, I should be telling you
Good girls don't, but I do

So you call her on the phone
To talk about the teachers that you hate
And she say's she's all alone
And her parents' won't be coming home 'til late
There's a ringing in your brain
'Cuz you coulda swore
You thought you heard her saying

Good girls don't, but I do

And it's a teenage sadness
Everyone has got to taste
An in-between age madness
That you know you can't erase
'Til she's sitting on your face

You're alone with her at last
And you're waitin' 'til you think the time is right
'Cuz you heard she's pretty fast
And you're hopin' that she'll give you some tonight
So you start to make your play
'Cuz you coulda swore you thought you heard her saying

Good girls don't, but I do

sarettah · 06-30-2003

A festive CYO Party with crepe paper streamers, contestants for the
broom dance, the "Hokey Pokey," baked goods, & FATHER RILEY making
sure the lights don't go down too low...

Catholic Girls
With a tiny little mustache
Catholic Girls
Do you know how they go?
Catholic Girls
In the Rectory Basement
Father Riley's a fairy
But it don't bother Mary
Catholic Girls
At the CYO
Catholic Girls
Do you know how they go?
Catholic Girls
There can be no replacement
How do they go, after the show?

All the way
That's the way they go
Every day
And none of their mamas ever seem to know
Hip-Hip-Hooray
For all the class they show
There's nothing like a Catholic Girl
At the CYO
When they learn to blow...

They're learning to blow
All the Catholic Boys!

Warren Cuccurullo...

Catholic Boys!

Kinda young, kinda WOW!

Catholic Boys!

Vinnie Colaiuta...

Where are they now?
Did they all take The Vow?

Catholic Girls

Carmenita Scarfone!

Catholic Girls

Hey! She gave me VD!

Catholic Girls!

Toni Carbone!

With a tongue like a cow
She could make you go WOW!

VD vowdy vootie
Right away
That's the way they go
Every day
Whenever their mamas take them to a show
Matinee
Pass the popcorn please
There's nothing like a Catholic Girl
With her hand in the box
When she's on her knees

She was on her knees,
My little Catholic Girl

In a little white dress
Catholic Girls
They never confess
Catholic Girls
I got one for a cousin
I love how they go
So send me a dozen
Catholic Girls
OOOOOOH!
Catholic Girls
OOOOOOH!
(etc.)

This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...
Joe had a girl friend named Mary.
She used to go the church club every week.
They'd meet each other there
Hold hands
And think Pure Thoughts
But one night at the Social Club meeting
Mary didn't show up...
She was sucking cock backstage at The Armory
In order to get a pass
To see some big rock group for free...

(Zappa........from Joe's garage)

06-30-2003	#1
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06-30-2003	#3
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06-30-2003	#4
sarettah Stay Out Of The Box Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Lost in the ozone Posts: 10,318	A festive CYO Party with crepe paper streamers, contestants for the broom dance, the "Hokey Pokey," baked goods, & FATHER RILEY making sure the lights don't go down too low... Catholic Girls With a tiny little mustache Catholic Girls Do you know how they go? Catholic Girls In the Rectory Basement Father Riley's a fairy But it don't bother Mary Catholic Girls At the CYO Catholic Girls Do you know how they go? Catholic Girls There can be no replacement How do they go, after the show? All the way That's the way they go Every day And none of their mamas ever seem to know Hip-Hip-Hooray For all the class they show There's nothing like a Catholic Girl At the CYO When they learn to blow... They're learning to blow All the Catholic Boys! Warren Cuccurullo... Catholic Boys! Kinda young, kinda WOW! Catholic Boys! Vinnie Colaiuta... Where are they now? Did they all take The Vow? Catholic Girls Carmenita Scarfone! Catholic Girls Hey! She gave me VD! Catholic Girls! Toni Carbone! With a tongue like a cow She could make you go WOW! VD vowdy vootie Right away That's the way they go Every day Whenever their mamas take them to a show Matinee Pass the popcorn please There's nothing like a Catholic Girl With her hand in the box When she's on her knees She was on her knees, My little Catholic Girl In a little white dress Catholic Girls They never confess Catholic Girls I got one for a cousin I love how they go So send me a dozen Catholic Girls OOOOOOH! Catholic Girls OOOOOOH! (etc.) This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... Joe had a girl friend named Mary. She used to go the church club every week. They'd meet each other there Hold hands And think Pure Thoughts But one night at the Social Club meeting Mary didn't show up... She was sucking cock backstage at The Armory In order to get a pass To see some big rock group for free... (Zappa........from Joe's garage) __________________ Free Adult Webcams

06-30-2003	#2
Toolz Members Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Last seen trolling the Detroit River Posts: 494	Between Mike, Brad, and Pornoman there were so many virgins deflowered this weekend there was no room left for me to do any deflowering, I hope next time they share as well as I do. Thanks for the girl KC