New Reality Site

JerryW · 01-30-2003

HornyGrocer.com is the latest website that we've produced content for. They have a webmaster program for those of you who like making money off our content .

voodooman · 01-30-2003

Must be hot

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JFK · 01-30-2003

Neat shit ! Good luck with it !

Moose · 01-30-2003

Hi Jerry
Nice site from what I could see,im sure it will do good once the bigs are worked out.
some graphics were not loading and i was getting a 400Ms response to the site. Then on your join page it appears MYSQL is hosed as i got this:
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sarah_webinc · 01-30-2003

I saw it on another board, great looking stuff.

Mike AI · 01-30-2003

Site is cool.... unique idea.

Only problem for me is it is loading S L O W .....

But could be my connection at office, Worldcom must not be paying their employees again! haha

JFK · 01-30-2003

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Originally posted by Mike AI@Jan 30 2003, 01:53 PM
Site is cool.... unique idea.

Only problem for me is it is loading S L O W .....

But could be my connection at office, Worldcom must not be paying their employees again! haha

I read on GFY that they are working on the speed .

Mike AI · 01-30-2003

I think another mistake is doing rev share with Ibill.

With all the issues they have had, I think a bunch of webmasters will NOT send any traffic in fear of not getting paid now, and on future rebills.

Gregg, you have to get those guys to process with Epoch!!

Mutt · 01-30-2003

Do the girls in these HornyGrocer scenes get worked over with food items? That would make it cool, the horny grocer always comes equipped with a grocery bag filled with cucumbers, whipped cream, chocolate syrup well basically anything you can f her with or cover her in.

I think i have a good idea, just came to me.

Mutt · 01-30-2003

Mike Gregg doesn't own the site, he shoots it. The guy who owns it is on GFY. Poor guy launched it and his webhost is letting him down.

Sign him up Zipa!

JerryW · 01-30-2003

The programmers are working on the performance issues, it should improve over the next few hours and the Mysql errors should go away. They are hammering it with traffic right now.

Mutt, that's the idea of the site. They get a ton a food and cover themselves with it. Cleaning up the studio after one of these shoots is a bitch!

Mike, our customer came to us through IBill where he processes his mainstream sites. But I'll pass the message as he's coming Monday to see a shoot.

Mutt · 01-30-2003

and the setup scenes are shot in grocery stores? is it hard to get permission or you do it on the sly? That would be hard to not notice though.

Mutt · 01-30-2003

this chick on the front of HornyGrocer.com is seriously horny. Forget her name, Shannon? Sharon? I didn't know she was a Florida girl, guess she went out to California and shot a bunch of things out there.

She has the BEST Sybian scene i've ever seen, it's on SybianLounge, she totally becomes unglued riding that machine. Maybe she's just a good actress but it sure looked real to me.

01-30-2003

Maybe I'm the only one who thinks this way...but don't those chicks that play with all that sh"*t in their pink bits worry about getting yeast infections or anything? I mean, anything sugary or sweet (eg. honey) will just feed the yeast bacteria and cause an infection...

Anyone else wonder or am I just weird that way?

RawAlex · 01-30-2003

Nice site, but the hosting is the pits... from montreal to Dayton OH via santa clara califonia... 300+ms response time... All in the last 3 jumps.

Alex

JerryW · 01-30-2003

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt@Jan 30 2003, 05:58 PM
this chick on the front of HornyGrocer.com is seriously horny. Forget her name, Shannon? Sharon? I didn't know she was a Florida girl, guess she went out to California and shot a bunch of things out there.

She has the BEST Sybian scene i've ever seen, it's on SybianLounge, she totally becomes unglued riding that machine. Maybe she's just a good actress but it sure looked real to me.

Mutt, That's Shauna Banks. Shauna was a California girl but came out here for the holidays. We shot her for a MilfSeeker episode, then when she decided to stay here, I hired her as a naked video editor

.

Just showed her your post and she's so happy to be recognized! She says she really came in the Sybian shoot. Also check out her latest video "Watch Me".

So if anyone wants to donate a Sybian to the cause, we'll shoot some more of her

And if anyone in S. Florida wants to shoot with her, email me.

Last edited by JerryW at Jan 30 2003, 06:22 PM

Mike AI · 01-30-2003

Yeah Mutt I figured they did not run site, but they could at least pass on the tip to the people running it that they should get on a faster server/network.

Jerry, we will have a Symbian in Tampa for shooting!

Mutt · 01-30-2003

Shauna! That's it. Hey ask her if she wants to see her Sybian scene, it's in my personal collection!

Mike HornyGrocer dude says he is already doing the idea i was going to tell you about.

Ask Shauna this question Jerry 'Are you and Brooke Siamese twins?'

Last edited by Mutt at Jan 30 2003, 05:50 PM

JerryW · 01-30-2003

Mutt,

She says YES! She hasn't seen it yet and would love to. Email me where to get it. She's says Brook was attached to her right leg.

Mike, when you're rocking we'll make a road trip to Tampa and bring her to Tampa. Or bring it to Hollywood when you come. What's your schedule for getting your Tampa studio ready?

Mike AI · 01-30-2003

Jerry I think I may want to see her in March when we get together to do some shooting. I like her attitude on video!!

I am heading to Tampa next week, primary goal is to set up the house... after I shoot with you guys in March I will be going to Tampa again to work on studio setup.... or at least an office.

Mutt · 01-30-2003

Jerry i'm looking for my Shauna video now, i thought i put it up on a page to show MikeAI and my photographer the Sybian machine.
Having trouble finding it.

One way or the other i will get it

what's up with those two dudes in the MilfSeeker vids, Pepe can't keep wood!

Mutt · 01-31-2003

shit......... i knew there was something I forgot to do before i hit the sack. Forgot to upload the Shauna Sybian videos.

leave your email here Jerry, and i'll email u the URL when i get up today.

better yet give me Shauna's email!

JerryW · 01-31-2003

webmaster at photogregg.com

Don't have her email handy, but I'll get it

h34r: What's it worth to you, Mutt?

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Moose Members Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: San Diego Posts: 53	Hi Jerry Nice site from what I could see,im sure it will do good once the bigs are worked out. some graphics were not loading and i was getting a 400Ms response to the site. Then on your join page it appears MYSQL is hosed as i got this: Warning: Too many connections in /home/httpd/vhosts/hornygrocer.com/httpdocs/datastore.php on line 18 Warning: MySQL Connection Failed: Too many connections in /home/httpd/vhosts/hornygrocer.com/httpdocs/datastore.php on line 18 Error: Could not connect to database. Please try again later. __________________ This signature has been edited by "management". Please contact gonzo@oprano.com for advertising rates.

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Mike AI Administrator Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 11,618	Site is cool.... unique idea. Only problem for me is it is loading S L O W ..... But could be my connection at office, Worldcom must not be paying their employees again! haha __________________ Make big money on your Domains! Why wait 40 days to get paid with the other guys? Parked.com pays the most for your traffic, and cuts checks twice a month!

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voodooman Members Respin bullshit press Your Comments Are Welcomed Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,695	Must be hot Warning: Too many connections in /home/httpd/vhosts/hornygrocer.com/httpdocs/datastore.php on line 18 Warning: MySQL Connection Failed: Too many connections in /home/httpd/vhosts/hornygrocer.com/httpdocs/datastore.php on line 18 Error: Could not connect to database. Please try again later.

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Mutt Members Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,087	Do the girls in these HornyGrocer scenes get worked over with food items? That would make it cool, the horny grocer always comes equipped with a grocery bag filled with cucumbers, whipped cream, chocolate syrup well basically anything you can f her with or cover her in. I think i have a good idea, just came to me.

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sexykitten Guest Posts: n/a	Maybe I'm the only one who thinks this way...but don't those chicks that play with all that sh"*t in their pink bits worry about getting yeast infections or anything? I mean, anything sugary or sweet (eg. honey) will just feed the yeast bacteria and cause an infection... Anyone else wonder or am I just weird that way?

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RawAlex Members $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 4,036	Nice site, but the hosting is the pits... from montreal to Dayton OH via santa clara califonia... 300+ms response time... All in the last 3 jumps. Alex __________________ Let's go to the edge of disaster Push the pedal and go a little faster Let's slam into a wall at ramming speed Let's go to the edge of a mountain Jump off and lets start countin' Hit the ground and tell me if it bleeds

01-31-2003	#22
Mutt Members Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,087	shit......... i knew there was something I forgot to do before i hit the sack. Forgot to upload the Shauna Sybian videos. leave your email here Jerry, and i'll email u the URL when i get up today. better yet give me Shauna's email!