RETIREMENT is DIFFERENT for EVERYONE

[Nymph]

One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On
the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I
thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.

On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six
old ladies lying naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the
best of me, & I went inside to talk to the Nursing Home Administrator.

'Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?'

'Yes,' she said. 'They 're retired prostitutes, & they're having a
yard sale.'