The state of porn

miz_wright · 08-08-2007

Like many of us in the industry, I get a lot of free porn when I go to shows. Either someone is looking for a distributor or the production company pimps themselves by putting their vids as schwag in the bags or any old number of things.

You know what I am talking about - you've all got a stack of DVDs from these companies in your house, so I don't feel a need to name any names. just suffice to say, at the last two shows I've ended up with ten videos from a single production company.

At any rate, I've been doing a lot of travelling lately, and when I get home, I like to spend a little quality time with my honey - as we all do, I am sure. And I thought "Hey! Why not watch one of these videos and get a lil' sumthin'sumthin' goin'?"

And so I plucked a video from my stack o' show schwag and stuffed it in the DVD player.

Oh.
My.
Gods.

It was wretched, y'all.

I put in a movie to get turned ON, and all I wanted to do was cry. I was trying to figure out what was wrong with her eye. Was she uncomfortable? What was happening with her hair? Was it supposed to be caught... like that? And why did she look unhappy? Is "misery" the new "sexy?" I couldn't figure it out. So I hit fast-forward to see if it got better.

Y'all, it didn't.

After trying to watch this abortion set to celluloid (conversation in my house sounded a lot like this: "OK, so fast forward? yeh? And... Again. Hmm. Still sucks. Next? Oh, I give up. Wanna watch something that doesn't suck?"), I gave up and put in something from a studio that always has decent content.

So here's my question to y'all: So you think there's a genuine interest in porn where the chicks are all cow-eyed at the camera and looks miserable, or is it just that as consumers, we take what we're given?

08-08-2007	#1
miz_wright Head CheeseMonger Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,069	The state of porn Like many of us in the industry, I get a lot of free porn when I go to shows. Either someone is looking for a distributor or the production company pimps themselves by putting their vids as schwag in the bags or any old number of things. You know what I am talking about - you've all got a stack of DVDs from these companies in your house, so I don't feel a need to name any names. just suffice to say, at the last two shows I've ended up with ten videos from a single production company. At any rate, I've been doing a lot of travelling lately, and when I get home, I like to spend a little quality time with my honey - as we all do, I am sure. And I thought "Hey! Why not watch one of these videos and get a lil' sumthin'sumthin' goin'?" And so I plucked a video from my stack o' show schwag and stuffed it in the DVD player. Oh. My. Gods. It was wretched, y'all. I put in a movie to get turned ON, and all I wanted to do was cry. I was trying to figure out what was wrong with her eye. Was she uncomfortable? What was happening with her hair? Was it supposed to be caught... like that? And why did she look unhappy? Is "misery" the new "sexy?" I couldn't figure it out. So I hit fast-forward to see if it got better. Y'all, it didn't. After trying to watch this abortion set to celluloid (conversation in my house sounded a lot like this: "OK, so fast forward? yeh? And... Again. Hmm. Still sucks. Next? Oh, I give up. Wanna watch something that doesn't suck?"), I gave up and put in something from a studio that always has decent content. So here's my question to y'all: So you think there's a genuine interest in porn where the chicks are all cow-eyed at the camera and looks miserable, or is it just that as consumers, we take what we're given?