Open Letter to Jenna Jameson

gonzo · 01-22-2006

Dear Jenna --

Thank you for being so gracious with your time in Vegas during the AEE. I thought that we were going to have to borrow your body guards after you stopped signing autographs to do the photo shoot with myself, Joe and Hell Puppy. Every dude in line was cussing as they asked each other who that group of fat fucks were.

Haters...

Earl says the pics are fab!

I've been wondering for days after that show... we heard it playing over and over in your booth as the video kept running.

Can you explain to me what a "Hollaback Girl" is?

The recording said that you "aint no hollaback girl" so it got me wondering what one was.

Maybe you can send Chandi over to explain it to us. I would say send Meni because I know he isnt very busy and maybe he has time to explain it. The again I didnt see him at all at AEE or Internext. The gyms in Vegas must be so awesome that it kept him away from business.

He says he still works for ya'll but I think he would have to consult Howard Stern.

Thanks for your time and Ill see you in PHX!

01-22-2006	#1
gonzo Fat Fucking Nobody Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Atlanta,Ga. Posts: 17,795 Blog Entries: 11	Open Letter to Jenna Jameson Dear Jenna -- Thank you for being so gracious with your time in Vegas during the AEE. I thought that we were going to have to borrow your body guards after you stopped signing autographs to do the photo shoot with myself, Joe and Hell Puppy. Every dude in line was cussing as they asked each other who that group of fat fucks were. Haters... Earl says the pics are fab! I've been wondering for days after that show... we heard it playing over and over in your booth as the video kept running. Can you explain to me what a "Hollaback Girl" is? The recording said that you "aint no hollaback girl" so it got me wondering what one was. Maybe you can send Chandi over to explain it to us. I would say send Meni because I know he isnt very busy and maybe he has time to explain it. The again I didnt see him at all at AEE or Internext. The gyms in Vegas must be so awesome that it kept him away from business. He says he still works for ya'll but I think he would have to consult Howard Stern. Thanks for your time and Ill see you in PHX! __________________ We are putting the bastards of this world on notice; greed and corruption will always be met with "a voice made of ink and rage." "Never try and be like anyone else" - Hunter S. Thompson "The truth is the truth no matter how you try and package a lie" - Shellee Hale