Too much humor today

Bhelliom · 07-26-2005

there's just so much going on that I can't post them all in separate threads so i'm going to just do it in one
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VIENNA, Austria (AP) - Police at the Vienna Airport on Tuesday found 24 kilograms (53 pounds) of cocaine worth an estimated euro13.4 million (US$16 million) at a lost-found counter, police said.
The narcotics were in a suitcase that had been at airport lost items counter for almost a month, police said in a statement.

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNew...148502-ap.html

Really how much of a moron do you have to be to LOSE 16 MILLION DOLLARS?

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PARADISE, Wash. (AP) - William Painter's record as the oldest man to reach the top of Mount Rainier has been broken - by William Painter.

By making it to the 14,411-foot summit at age 82, the retired plutonium worker from the Hanford nuclear reservation beat the mark he set more than a year earlier.

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNew...148504-ap.html

ok now this is just impressive. No comment.

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last one

LAWRENCE, Kansas (AP) - Ezekiel Rubottom now has his left foot back exactly where he wants it - in a bucket on the front porch. Police in Kansas has returned the amputated foot to him after seizing it during the weekend to check out just how it came to be there.
The 21-year-old man's foot was amputated three weeks ago after a series of medical problems, and he started keeping it in a five-gallon (20-liter) bucket filled with formaldehyde.

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNew...148501-ap.html

ew. Just... ew.
whacould possibly posess someone to keep their severed foot for 3 weeks in a bucket on your front porch?

anyways news of the day.

Enjoy

07-26-2005	#1
Bhelliom Will fuck for beer Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,143	Too much humor today there's just so much going on that I can't post them all in separate threads so i'm going to just do it in one ------------------------------------- VIENNA, Austria (AP) - Police at the Vienna Airport on Tuesday found 24 kilograms (53 pounds) of cocaine worth an estimated euro13.4 million (US$16 million) at a lost-found counter, police said. The narcotics were in a suitcase that had been at airport lost items counter for almost a month, police said in a statement. http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNew...148502-ap.html Really how much of a moron do you have to be to LOSE 16 MILLION DOLLARS? ---------------------------------------- PARADISE, Wash. (AP) - William Painter's record as the oldest man to reach the top of Mount Rainier has been broken - by William Painter. By making it to the 14,411-foot summit at age 82, the retired plutonium worker from the Hanford nuclear reservation beat the mark he set more than a year earlier. http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNew...148504-ap.html ok now this is just impressive. No comment. ------------------------------------------------ last one LAWRENCE, Kansas (AP) - Ezekiel Rubottom now has his left foot back exactly where he wants it - in a bucket on the front porch. Police in Kansas has returned the amputated foot to him after seizing it during the weekend to check out just how it came to be there. The 21-year-old man's foot was amputated three weeks ago after a series of medical problems, and he started keeping it in a five-gallon (20-liter) bucket filled with formaldehyde. http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNew...148501-ap.html ew. Just... ew. whacould possibly posess someone to keep their severed foot for 3 weeks in a bucket on your front porch? anyways news of the day. Enjoy __________________ I am a Sado-Machiavellian. As long as I cum in the end... It doesn't matter what I did to get there. :yowsa: I just made that term up.... pretty good eh?