Sykkboy moves into the trailer park

gonzo · 06-28-2005

I just recieved word from WhoreBait Hal that he's done with negotiations and has hired one of Oprano's own, Sykkboy.

Hal had a keg of PBR [Pabst Blue Ribbon] shipped out to Sykk's house sometime last week to begin negotitations. They spent the week teleconfernced while Sykk was munching on a pallet of fried pork skins and swilling PBR.

The result is Sykk has joined the Depraved Dollars marketing team.

Trailer park trash has gotten the best of both of us and now its your turn!

Join us! Make Fat Fucking CASH from Trailer Park Trash. Sign up for Depraved Dollars today and you could be sitting atop your very own keg of PBR and be the king of the trailer park for a weekend. These sites convert real good because its real fucking! No models here... they have been replaced with toothless grannies and hot redneck chicks with beer guts!

4th of July weekend is coming up....so join up today and drink the holiday away!

These sites convert so well that you could actually be a "big dick" and afford a keg of Budweiser!

Welcome to the Trailer Park Sykk.... your "battle flag" is in the mail!

06-28-2005	#1
gonzo Fat Fucking Nobody Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Atlanta,Ga. Posts: 17,795 Blog Entries: 11	I just recieved word from WhoreBait Hal that he's done with negotiations and has hired one of Oprano's own, Sykkboy. Hal had a keg of PBR [Pabst Blue Ribbon] shipped out to Sykk's house sometime last week to begin negotitations. They spent the week teleconfernced while Sykk was munching on a pallet of fried pork skins and swilling PBR. The result is Sykk has joined the Depraved Dollars marketing team. Trailer park trash has gotten the best of both of us and now its your turn! Join us! Make Fat Fucking CASH from Trailer Park Trash. Sign up for Depraved Dollars today and you could be sitting atop your very own keg of PBR and be the king of the trailer park for a weekend. These sites convert real good because its real fucking! No models here... they have been replaced with toothless grannies and hot redneck chicks with beer guts! 4th of July weekend is coming up....so join up today and drink the holiday away! These sites convert so well that you could actually be a "big dick" and afford a keg of Budweiser! Welcome to the Trailer Park Sykk.... your "battle flag" is in the mail! __________________ We are putting the bastards of this world on notice; greed and corruption will always be met with "a voice made of ink and rage." "Never try and be like anyone else" - Hunter S. Thompson "The truth is the truth no matter how you try and package a lie" - Shellee Hale