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2 math professors run into each other and started talkin' about life, families, etc.
One asked another:
how many children he had and what were their ages.
The guy answered:
I have 3 children,
the sum of their ages is equal to the number of parked cars you see outside this window.
The result of multiplication of their ages is equal to 36.
The first one said,
I don't think I have enough information....
The second professor agreed and gave the clue which the first one was looking for:
the youngest one talks to his granny on the phone every week.
P.S.
don't try google it,
I personally translated it from Russian,
no fuckin' way Google can come close,
even if their inventors are russian boys
;-)))
Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Nov 18 2004, 08:21 PM P.S.
don't try google it,
I personally translated it from Russian,
no fuckin' way Google can come close,
even if their inventors are russian boys
;-)))
Challenge accepted. I successfully googled it.
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As far as honesty and such. I remember I got pulled over by a copy a long while back. He asked me how fast I was going.. I told him 70 or so (it was a 55 zone). He asked me why I admitted it and I replied that I was an honest person. He informed me that an honest person would have obeyed the speed limit. I told him, nope, that's law abiding, not honest. Got a ticket anyway...lololol
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Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Nov 18 2004, 10:44 PM Plus...even though the two younger children are twins the youngest twin may well be referred to as "the youngest"
I disregarded that one because I didn't like the assumption that one would be referred to as the youngest and also be the one that likes talking to granny...
But equally plausible..
We talk to our 2 year old nephew on the phone...and he COULD be almost 3 as long as we're playing the "could" game..
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"How old is a kid when he could talk and hold a phone well enough to speak to someone."
She said "around 3"
At the time that pissed me off.
However I now site that a part 1 of my the kids were 4,3,and 3. defence.
31 to 36 months
By the time he turns 3, your child will be a more sophisticated talker. He'll be able to carry on a sustained conversation and adjust his tone, speech patterns, and vocabulary to fit the person he's talking to in a particular situation. For instance, he'll often use simpler words with a peer ("I need go potty") but more complex constructions with you ("I need to go to the bathroom"). By now, other adults, including strangers, should be able to understand almost everything he says, which means you'll have to do less translating. He'll even be a pro at saying his first and last name and his age — and will readily oblige when asked.
Thats part two...
2-3 years
By now your toddler will understand two stage commands ("Get your socks and put them in the basket") and understand contrasting concepts or meanings like hot / cold, stop / go, in / on and nice / yuccy. He or she notices sounds like the telephone or doorbell ringing and may point or become excited, get you to answer, or attempt to answer themselves.
3-4 years
Your three or four year old understands simple "Who?", "What?" and "Where?" questions, and can hear you when you call from another room. This is an age where hearing difficulties may become evident. If you are in doubt about your child's hearing, see a clinical audiologist.
I site the above as part three....
The tradegy is withy , my own , I can't honestly remember.
Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Nov 19 2004, 07:51 AM Sare, of course you are missing something...
information about "youngest talks to granny on the phone every week" eliminated:
1) younger twins
2) 1 year olds
leaving 2,3,6 as the ONLY answer!
;-)))
Then, like I said... He had the answer when he saw 11 cars parked outside
11-18-2004
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