Weird Warnings

[StacyCat]

Okay, so I go to join Oprano, right? (Peaches, you wonderful person you, you caused me to lose my oprano virginity, lol)

and, it says on the TOS that I cant post sexually explicit content on this board.

Several other boards stated that you had to be over the age of "13" to post.

Now, i open my new vibrator, it says I shouldnt use it on unexplained calf pain? WTF is wrong with these people :-)

Thanks in advance for the lovely (or not so lovely) welcome. :-)