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Old 12-03-2004   #1
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I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating
for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped

us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She

was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much

indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective

sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and

low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me

and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be

deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the

wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to

me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires

for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to

overcome. She told me that she! wanted to make love to me just once

before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going

upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just

come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I

watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled

down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there

for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door.

I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight

towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With

tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you

have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for

our daughter.

"Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
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Old 12-03-2004   #2
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ahahahahahahahahahaha

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Thought you folks would get a kick out of that one.

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guess I'd be fucked, the condom is in my wallet

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Originally posted by TheEnforcer@Dec 3 2004, 02:06 PM
Thought you folks would get a kick out of that one.

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