I was looking at porntube.com today... needed a laugh. Check out this join page:
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PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO VERIFY YOUR AGE
Porntube is TOTALLY FREE!!!
You will NOT be billed for access to our members area.
100% Free Lifetime Access with NO CHARGES!
Credit Card Number
(No dashes or spaces)
Expiration Date
CVV2 #
(No dashes or spaces) What's This?
By checking this box you agree to the Terms and Conditions, certify that you are 18 years of age or older and understand the complete **terms of billing.
By pressing 'Click for Free Access' I certify that I have read and agree to the complete terms of membership and billing and that the card entered above is my credit card.
Upgrade to Platinum Membership - FREE +
(**) Your Free Lifetime access to PornTubeHD includes a free 2 day trial promo to Premier Passport. TO AVOID BEING CHARGED A MONTHLY FEE, SIMPLY CANCEL YOUR ALL ACCESS NETWORK MEMBERSHIP BEFORE THE TRIAL PERIOD ENDS. If you remain a member beyond the Trial Period, your Premier Passport membership will renew at $39.95/month, or the then applicable rate, until cancelled. Your lifetime access to PornTubeHD remains active even if you cancel your Premier Passport membership.
+ Your Platinum Membership Details:
- XXXHDVault.com - 4 Days Free Trial, membership renews at $49.95/monthly, unless cancelled.
- EroticDvdsOnline.com - 7 Days Free Trial, membership renews at $49.95/monthly, unless cancelled.
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So basically, after repeating over and over that the site is 100% totally free for lifetime membership, they pre-check cross sale and upgrade (below the join button) for $49.95 + $49.95 + 39.95 = $139.95
Now, if the guy is unlucky and this falls near his billing dates, and he gets hit for the second month without realizing it, he could be looking at almost $280 of charges for his 'free lifetime membership' to porntube.
Fuck me. If this isn't criminal, it should be.