[Shoehorn!]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

When something doesn't make sense, i turn to occam's razor for the solution.

Occam would suggest there are 3 potential simple scenarios here:

1) He doesn't HAVE $350 to spare

2) He's high.

3) He has the business sense of a pile of dog feces.


I'm guessing some combo of all 3.

I would have to agree.