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Old 12-01-2009   #1
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Real job posting forwarded to me today.
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I have recently purchased Pedobear.org, the #1 search result for the keyword 'Pedobear'. I have plans to create this site into an interactive experience for visitors, which includes an active blog.

Optimal Candidates:

1. Familiar with what 4chan is, and the whole culture behind it.
2. Know who/what Pedobear is
3. Have a sense of humor, have a sense of wit
4. Fluent in English
5. Not afraid to be controversial
6. Can think creatively

Optional Pluses:

1. Experience with SEO
2. Experience with Adsense
3. Experience with Website Administration
4. Experience with Photoshop / image manipulation

    • PLEASE KNOW - This job listing is NOT asking anyone to participate in any illegal activity. This blogging position may include Pedophilia as a topic to blog about, however we do NOT support or condone child abuse of any kind **


Tasks will include:

1. Researching things to blog about. Topics will include:
- The history/origin of Pedobear
- 'Pedobear in the news', Pedobear sightings
- Pedophiles/Pedophilia in recent news stories
- Funny Picture of the week
2. Posting three blog posts a week
3. Moderating user comments
4. Approving/Rejecting user submitted images

You will be given an alias to blog as, however your true identity will remain anonymous.

Your position will start as soon as the new website, which is being built right now, is online. If you are hired after it is up, your job will start immediately.

Once hired, I will brief you on the position in much greater detail.
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