After an all night drinking binge things went a little too far. You find yourself in jail holding up a sign and getting a picture you will never forget. As much as this bites, at least you aren’t these guys… or are you?
10. Never mention Sex in the pen

9. Bambi: Kmart by day, Stripper by night

8. Say that to the judge.

7. Better hope you aren’t sharing a cell with one.

6. He must have been busy…your whole life.
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We are putting the bastards of this world on notice; greed and corruption will always be met with "a voice made of ink and rage."
"Never try and be like anyone else" - Hunter S. Thompson
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