Apparently, Missorourans take the appellation "Show Me" very, very seriously, as this article on on XBiz points out. The MO legislature sure as hell don't want anything more than showing going on!
Particularly of interest are the hours of operation (not after 10 pm, but apparently shit canned in the new version), the forbidding of lap dances, and the requirement for all dancers to remain on a stage at least 6' from all patrons.
Thoughts?