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Old 09-25-2008   #23
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Default Re: Help a fashion challenged fat ass...

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Originally Posted by Hell Puppy View Post
I think I lack the vanity gene...

My hair has had a lot of gray since I was 25...family trait. Most people still think I'm older than I am though I'm starting to catch up to my hair.
Me too. Especially in my beard. Just the way it is.

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The goatee comes and goes. That's purely a mood thing. Hair length is a function of how busy I am. Though I will usually get it cut before I travel simply to have less of it to wash in the hard water of most hotel showers. So far no issues with baldness, in fact I could turn hippie in 6 months as fast as mine grows.
I've had a beard and mustache probably 80-90% of the time since I was 16.

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Clothes, I try to just dress appropriate for whatever I'm doing or wherever I'm going. Typically that's gonna mean chinos and either a polo or oxford....works for most things. I used to be nothing but jeans, tshirts, sneakers and a baseball cap so I could let the hair go wild. But that was before I was "trained". Now I'm almost housebroken.
LOL

I'm still shorts and t-shirt kind with a baseball cap 99% of the time I leave the house. If I have to I can dress up but I rarely go to places or events where I have to. I used to wear a suit and tie to work every day for several years and actually enjoyed it quite a bit, though I always had soemthing that was appropriate but a bit different, so I can clean up nicely when needed.

For example, I would wear specialty ties that had endangered species on them and really nice cowboy boots with some very nice suits. People, especially women, loved the look.

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Oh, and I'm fat. Some of you may have noticed. I wouldn't mind losing weight, but that's not a matter of vanity, that's just about feeling better and being healthier. One of these days I should really hire some more help and make time to take care of myself and eat better.
Ditto. I am a big guy. Need to get in better shape.
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