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Hell Puppy · 09-24-2008

I'll tell a tame one from day one...

So, after a night of debauchery at the Oasis (sponsored by Pussy Cash), we all bump into one another in the lobby. Myself, GonZo, Ali, and the Men Without Hats (aka Toby and B-money).

Everyone is thinking lunch, except for GonZo, who cant hold his liquor and had apparently been alternating between driving the porcelain bus and sitting on the steering wheel all night. So instead of subjecting GonZo to a typical full on FFN throw down, we opted for something light.... Pizza.

Ok, so that's an FFN thing. Pizza is about as light as we eat, it's sad actually. But I digress...

Conveniently enough just across the parking lot is a California Pizza Kitchen. If you're NOT in the mood for pizza, this is a great place to go because they put fucked up stuff on there that just doesn't belong.

Anyhow, off to CPK we go. Now you gotta keep in mind, this is middle of the week at this point. And we're in one of Atlanta's white collar job centers in trendy Dunwoody. In we stroll, with Ali in all her hotness and us 4. GonZo is hung over, I always have my "what the fuck do you want" glare, Toby is trying to keep his pants up to avoid a Bozo the Clown moment, and B-Money is trying to figure out how the hell he's gonna get a burger in a place called "California Pizza Kitchen".

Now there's something else you should know about Atlanta. In it's trendy areas, it rivals San Francisco in terms of percentage of gays. While we're waiting for the hostess, I notice this light loafered fellow in the second booth looking at us with his mouth in an "O" shape like he just heard someone say "fucking cunt" in front of their mama. And now his boyfriends are giggling like 12 year olds.

It's about this time it occurs to me, Ali has on her show bag. Wanna guess who sponsored the bag? Yup, you have this hot young thing with 4 scruffy looking guys and she's carrying a big ass bag that says PUSSY CASH. Now I'm sure he didn't think convention, he likely thought that was her purse and she was just awfully honest about what she kept inside of it.

Dude comes clear out of his booth to try to get a closeup with his iPhone. We attempted a cock block which I dont know if worked or not. But we sat down and went about our business without further incident.

I'm sure he also didn't think anything about the fact that it was 11:30 in the morning and we were all ordering liquor either (see Ali's monstrousity of a bloody mary in her gallery).

09-24-2008	#6
Hell Puppy Fat Fucking Nobody Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 6,523	Re: New Pics Up.. I'll tell a tame one from day one... So, after a night of debauchery at the Oasis (sponsored by Pussy Cash), we all bump into one another in the lobby. Myself, GonZo, Ali, and the Men Without Hats (aka Toby and B-money). Everyone is thinking lunch, except for GonZo, who cant hold his liquor and had apparently been alternating between driving the porcelain bus and sitting on the steering wheel all night. So instead of subjecting GonZo to a typical full on FFN throw down, we opted for something light.... Pizza. Ok, so that's an FFN thing. Pizza is about as light as we eat, it's sad actually. But I digress... Conveniently enough just across the parking lot is a California Pizza Kitchen. If you're NOT in the mood for pizza, this is a great place to go because they put fucked up stuff on there that just doesn't belong. Anyhow, off to CPK we go. Now you gotta keep in mind, this is middle of the week at this point. And we're in one of Atlanta's white collar job centers in trendy Dunwoody. In we stroll, with Ali in all her hotness and us 4. GonZo is hung over, I always have my "what the fuck do you want" glare, Toby is trying to keep his pants up to avoid a Bozo the Clown moment, and B-Money is trying to figure out how the hell he's gonna get a burger in a place called "California Pizza Kitchen". Now there's something else you should know about Atlanta. In it's trendy areas, it rivals San Francisco in terms of percentage of gays. While we're waiting for the hostess, I notice this light loafered fellow in the second booth looking at us with his mouth in an "O" shape like he just heard someone say "fucking cunt" in front of their mama. And now his boyfriends are giggling like 12 year olds. It's about this time it occurs to me, Ali has on her show bag. Wanna guess who sponsored the bag? Yup, you have this hot young thing with 4 scruffy looking guys and she's carrying a big ass bag that says PUSSY CASH. Now I'm sure he didn't think convention, he likely thought that was her purse and she was just awfully honest about what she kept inside of it. Dude comes clear out of his booth to try to get a closeup with his iPhone. We attempted a cock block which I dont know if worked or not. But we sat down and went about our business without further incident. I'm sure he also didn't think anything about the fact that it was 11:30 in the morning and we were all ordering liquor either (see Ali's monstrousity of a bloody mary in her gallery).