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Old 04-26-2008   #3
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This is the way a responsible adult company markets an advanced product:

(from the contentgod purchase page) http://www.contentgod.com/

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Before even thinking of purchasing this, a few things must be explained ...



THIS IS NOT A MAGIC WAND!


If you have zero or near zero knowledge on how to build sites and galleries, this will not do everything for you nor will it instill you with the knowledge you lack. If you are a brand new newbie, GET OUT NOW. (And come back later when you have a remote idea of what you are doing.)

This is a TOOL. A tool for the HARD-WORKING webmaster. A tool that will make things easier. Make sites and galleries quicker. It won't give you knowledge; it won't magically do things for you without your input. It's a program. It's just that simple a concept. :-)

If you are not even slightly technical, can't program your VCR and can't read docs, GET OUT NOW!

If you are at a cheap crap host, one that doesn't allow outsiders to install scripts, that doesn't have basic Perl modules, that charges you ten bucks a month ... Then go to a real server -- a real adult server -- THEN come back and purchase this. If you have had a host for a while and it works great, but you have not had a large script or script suite running on it, have not pulmeted it with traffic, do not think it will necessarily hold up to more traffic from the galleries and sites this script will generate, and do not automatically believe it can run a complex script; maybe it can, maybe it can not. Be sure! We are tired of doing two free installs because webmasters are using idiots who can barely run a calculator masquerading as hosts. (If this trend continues in the future, we will be forced to eliminate free installs and also start charging in the future for second installs.) But for the moment, installs continue to be free.

As you can see, we have had our share of newbies. And we have had our share of good webmasters who DO know what they are doing however who have had server admins who are total screwups who can't install a simple library file in after five tries! Either way, this is driving up the cost of doing business to the point where we do not want that kind of business or else we will have to start charging for every little thing to compensate for losses in man-hours.

Therefore, know what you are doing, and check with your host PRIOR to purchasing this to see if they can handle it. Any half-way decent adult host can handle this with ease. NOTE: WE and no one else can install this. Neither webmasters, nor host admins nor "your very special private techie" can install this, as we have proprietary encryption and security schemas to ensure this program is not hacked or stolen or found on warez sites tomorrow. There are ZERO exceptions to this rule. This is our business and we have and we will protect it such that only ourselves and legitimate purchasers have copies of it. Note also that we are as much concerned with your security and we have installed this on some very security-conscious sites of major "players" and corporations in the adult industry and they have all gone smoothly.

That's not harsh, that's not anti-customer service; that's just the honest reality. Our customer support is OUTSTANDING! We just won't keep spoon-feeding those who are too new or too non-technical to ever have this program in their hands. And just to show we DO know what we are doing, be sure to check out the page with testimonials from industry PROFESSIONALS who recommend us highly!!!!
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