Look man, I'm just trying to help ya man, cuz your my bud
I think I might understand why your always so fucking crabby and impossible to speak with after viewing what your pimped nasty wife looks like.
So since my only attempt here is to assist you.
I make you these Sabby Van Ryan masks
I remember what a woodie she gives you.
So just print them, cut out holes of eyes and mouth and place them over your wifes face while you fuck her.
or maybe...
Now maybe you won't be so impossible to talk with,
and you can have sex with your wife with the lights on again.
