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EmporerEJ · 03-02-2008

I heard Gonzo was starting the "Adult industry webmaster certification program."

For $500, he'll tell you what to do to meet pornstars, make a website, smooze with industry icons, and when you are done, he'll give you a piece of paper saying so, and a dozen donuts. (And one share of KKD)

I'm still waiting for my donuts, dammit.

03-02-2008	#6
EmporerEJ Brilliant Innoventionalist and writer. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: USA, Northern Hemisphere, Terra, 3rd of nine, Sol System, Milky Way Galaxy, Far from Galactic Core Posts: 2,260	Re: ~~~looking For Work~~~ I heard Gonzo was starting the "Adult industry webmaster certification program." For $500, he'll tell you what to do to meet pornstars, make a website, smooze with industry icons, and when you are done, he'll give you a piece of paper saying so, and a dozen donuts. (And one share of KKD) I'm still waiting for my donuts, dammit. __________________ Eric J. White VirtualSexMachine.com