Now Dave....let me get this right....
You are getting PAID to receive a blow job?
Or you have to PAY for a blowjob?
Here's the deal......whatever you are willing to accept?
Put me down for half of that, and tell me where to show up.
(As long as I don't have to have sex with Gonzo, or Gonzo is watching.)
OR......
......what he said above.