[sarettah]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who is with you?

Pan

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?

A Chimera

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

It slithers towards me on it's slimy worm belly and then breathes it's fetid, fowl, vulture breath in my face as it says "Hey, you got any change?"

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you, is
your dream house that is.. (what size?)

A 12X50 Schult Mobile Home

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

Yes, made of brambles

6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on it?

A roasted human (properly prepaed of course)

7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?

A large, probably from an NDS athletic supporter (it says "NDS" on it)

8. What do you do with the cup?

Leave it there, I ain't touching that thing.

9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the end of a body of water what kind of water is it?

Hot, steaming, mud with red, oozing froth

10. How will you cross the water?

The same way I always do, by flapping my wings and flying across