This old man, he played one,
He plays programmer just for fun,
With a knick-knack, paddy whack, give the surfmaster a bone,
This old man went rolling home.
This old man, he played two,
He get's away with shit here at Oprano because of who he blew,
With a knick-knack, paddy whack, give the surfmaster a bone,
This old man went rolling home.
This old man, he played three,
His piss-ass poor attitude he offers you for free,
With a knick-knack, paddy whack, give the surfmaster a bone,
This old man went rolling home.
This old man, he played four,
he thinks photoshop in a parlor full of whores,
With a knick-knack, paddy whack, give the surfmaster a bone,
This old man went rolling home.
