[EmporerEJ]

Steps to recovery:

1. Step back from Keyboard.
2. remove Aluminum foil hat.
3. Crush said hat, thereby releasing the devil's aggression and liberating the spirit of the holy ghost.
4. reach down, grasp penis firmly between thumb and fingers.
5. Jerk repeatedly and briskly.
6. repeat step 4 & 5 until climax.
7. Rinse and repeat.