[gonzo]

By now you know that Scooter and I put on a little shindig at a fan convention. But I have to tell a funny story that you guys can appreciate.


I wont go into the details but we had some Hollywood movie and TV types at the party which was marketed to be somewhat of the naughty nature.

What Scooter and I didnt count on is the fact that these guys just wanted to run elbows with the "porn guys". The Hollywood types that is.

So we had this contest involving mardi gras beads and contests and prizes which had toys and porn em.

The VIPs [that means the Hollywooders plus me and Scooter] got these flashing hearts on a strand of beads which gave the girl wearing them mega points.

The girls all tried to work their game with licking each others nipples and girl on girl action. Which they told me I didnt get to see everyday...but my bartender girlfriend corrected them by letting them know seeing wasnt all I had done.

But this bit player from Star Wars he was all about what was going on - so as a good host I gave him my seat and they became more aggresive in getting those beads.

Next thing I know they burst in the room screaming that he had to GO!

Seems Mr Star Wars stood up dropped his pants and whipped it out!

When things got too hot he backed up and started jacking it off!

We avoided the scene by thanking him for coming as he put on his pants and I gave him some cash to buy some coffee and sleep it off and consider proper party behaviour if he wanted to come back the next 2 nights.

So just remember - you work in this business so that makes you an automatic celebrity!