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Originally Posted by Hammer
It's really quite simple and here are the steps.
1. Go to Walmart and buy a video camera. Get the cheapest one you can find, cause amateur content works the best.
2. Go to your local YMCA or shelter and find some crack hoes. Don't worry if they're ugly, because amateur content works the best.
3. Give the crack hoes $20 and shoot some POV (point of view) video of them sucking your dick until you shoot off all over their faces. Don't worry if you can't do it, because Lawrence Connor couldn't either and he's famous.
4. Find a Filipino outsourcer that will design a pay site for you for about $50. Don't worry if it looks like shit, cause amateurish designs work the best.
5. Now you are an adult webmaster and soon you'll be rich and you too can fuck around with surfers that stumble onto an adult webmaster board while stalking a model.
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Hammer you are a dickhead....plain and simple, and I don't like you. Now go fuck a donkey or whatever it is you do for kicks.
