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Originally Posted by Hammer
Maybe you should have taken the time to learn some adult webmaster board etiquette...
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I'm only responding to this to let you know how proud I am that you know how to spell a word like "etiquette". Unfortunately, because you're about as smart as a soup sandwich, you haven't the first clue what the fuck it means! It's just amazing that you even brought up such a concept seeing as how you're the one who initiated an unprovoked attack. Then, you started following me around like a friggin' stalker piece of shit. If you had an inkling of what the word etiquette meant, then you would have been a bit more polite with your objections; however unfounded.
But you know what, Hammer. After all is said and done, you're actually starting to grow on me. I find myself strangely attracted to you. I don't know what it is... maybe the "little man" complex... maybe the cheesy goatee... (hmmm... certainly not your smarts). Anyway, I was thinking... perhaps if you're ever in the San Diego area, you and I could get together. I get this kind of vibe from you that you've been fantasizing about me too. So I figure, when you get here, I'll go out and get the biggest, thickest strap-on I can find (you know, something you're comfortable with) and you can tell me all about how inadequate you are. You can talk dirty and tell me what a puny little man you are, and you're naughty and need to be humiliated. Of course, you do such a fine job at that yourself, but I'll give it a go!
What do ya say, huh hammer, pookie! I can't believe I didn't see, until now, why you like to be called "Hammer". So, until I get to see you, sweetie, you can go fuck yourself!