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Originally Posted by gonzo
Ill send Krispy Kreme card.
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Krispy Kreme tanked in Canada. I don't think they lasted a year. I come from Toronto, remember. If you didn't know, btw, Toronto is an ancient indian word that means "Land of a Thousand Dougnut Shops".
If I had a Krispy Kreme jones, I would just get a Tim's raised maple, pour half a bag of sugar on it, soak it in oil and let it slide on down.
But America is the land of luxury where on a single night you can wolf down a ton of White Castle burgers with a dozen Kripsy Kremes, while sipping a Mountain Dew or three. Sometimes I feel like I live in a cultural wasteland and dream of America and all the good things I just can't get. I was going to drive down the other day until my mechanic told me I would have to change my tires to drive on American streets. I needed something that wouldn't lose traction on milk or honey. With my poor weak Canadian dollar, I couldn't afford new rubber. So America will remain a dream to this underpriviliged canadian with stars (and stripes) in his eyes.