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Originally Posted by Jace
see, the thing is, in my family, gas is a lifestyle, so we are so used to constantly pushing air out our bungholes that we don't even realize we are doing it most of the time
I remember the days growing up when my mom would be standing in the kitchen making dinner and about every 10 minutes you would hear a nice "brrrrrrpppp" followed by a "oooo, sorry!"
i don't know why I just typed all that out
I need more beer
Taco Mac here I come
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Few things are funnier than a well timed fart.
And quality gas is a very useful skill....
For instance, fat fucks shopping for lingerie for pain in the ass models and slow ass indecisive women are blocking the aisles. One blast of a proper concoction of hamburger and sonny's BBQ pork will CLEAR AN ENTIRE AISLE OUT!