Mathew Perry Turns to Porn
In the fine tradition of lonely men with DVDs and door locks, former Friends star Matthew Perry turns to pornos in times of need.
Perry appeared on the Tonight Show With Jay Leno on Wednesday and admitted to watching a Friends-influenced porn whenever he misses his old chums from the hit TV series.
"I certainly miss the people. There's a Friends porno out there that I watch if I'm ever missing the old gang,” Perry quipped. “It’s called Fiends. They've hired a bunch of actors that kind of resemble everybody in the cast."
Perry joked that while he enjoys watching the Friends look-a-like’s frolic around, he’s annoyed that his own character, Chandler Bing, can’t get any satisfaction.
"All of the characters are sleeping with each other except for the guy who is playing Chandler, who throughout the entire film, just sits in the corner wearing a sweater vest and masturbating."
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