It's early in the morning and I have yet to have my bucket-o-coffee, so please forgive the rather boring intro as my mind is still resting on the fragments of a dream. Kind of a weird dream with me, midgets, rubber sheets, and crisco, but you don't need to know all the details.
About me: Well, after admitting the midget dream I'm not really sure you want to know more
I'm a New Yorker, which means that if you were talking to me and I was giving this intro it would have been, "I'm a New Yawker"...so aren't you glad I'm typing right now. What do I do in porn, hmm, I run a few TGPs, I review for another bigger tgp, I have a bunch of blogs, and I'm the affiliate manager for DirtyDeesDollars.com.
Well, now that I've introduced myself, please stop thinking about the midgets...it was just a dream people, it doesn't make me weird, umm, maybe.