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Old 05-23-2006   #2
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HOW TO GET ASS FUCKED:
Prostrate Gland Stimulations
There are many types of action that produce prostrate gland stimulations.
Meeting a woman with a big strap on
Meeting a Russian with a broomstick
Screwing around on webmaster boards
Creating multiple nicks on Oprano such as jspringer, rhymer or rhetorical and inviting people to ass fuck you
Telling lies about your meetings with former Presidents who used to grow peanuts
Bragging about how much you know about the adult biz but never ponying up any real information
Claiming that pics of your wife wearing FF stockings are not really your wife
Cheating the IRS
Answering posts in a topic titled "wibble"
Pissing with someone who only answers wibble
Having a handle such as LucLonely and living up to your established rep
Fucking with Sarettah when he's in a bad mood and has google open
Posting illegal content on websites
Participating in pedophile type activities
Promoting adult sites to minors
Mutual Fisting
Male Receiving Anal Sex ( Greek )
Female Receiving Anal Sex ( Backwards Greek )
Just acting like a total moron, and others.
If the penetration position or activity does not stimulate the prostrate gland - an ass fucking has not occurred regardless of gender.
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