Have you heard the one about...
The disciple who goes to the master.
Quite rudely he demands of the master: "Show me the path to enlightenment"
The master looks at the disciple for a few minutes and then smacks him upside the head then turns and walks away.
The disciple, pissed off, grabs the master turning him to face him and shouts: "I don't know what is wrong with you old man. I want enlightenment, show me the way. NOW!"
The master looks at the disciple and asks: "again?"
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