In no particular order....
Inabon...I don't get that at all. They're white. They're probably solidly suburban. And yet...they're going for a look that isn't at all attractive when the folk that are urban and black try it. The next white kid I hear speak like that while doing the "emphatic hand gestures" is going to get a good slap.
TE...no matter what kind of "sex tape" they might have, I can't see it even approaching Pam Anderson's porno tapes. I'd also like to know who in the hell would pay money to watch Bland Boy pork the Pop Princess.
justb...Points given! Great line!
I can't get over the fact that his getting a website actually made the news. Everybody on the fucking planet has a website. *Everybody.* Kids on the left coast have websites so that Grandma and Grandpa on the right coast can see their pics and read how they're doing in school. You'd think this asshole wouldn't have impressed anyone other than his parents with his website.