I'd give ya one of these

Nick, if you hadn't just described a wonderful life that's worth having.
I'm married to a wonderful man that not only tolerates his eccentric wife, seems to find me interesting and fun to be with. He also thinks I'm beautiful, even with his glasses on. Go figure.
I have four cats and a tiny dog. I'm enjoying the absolute hell out of being an "empty nester." We're looking for a new place to live, but there's no rush, and the loan has already been preapproved.

(Volunteer for a branch of the service during war time and all sorts of goodies show up when you're in your 50's.)
It's cool here today. Well, for here, it's cold. It's supposed to be 66 today. We're having our usual relentless sunshine.
I'm not jealous of Florida due to the tendency for hurricanes to blow through on an annual basis. I'm quite content with our occasional earthquake. I guess people become accustomed to whatever nature hands them in their own vicinity.