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MorganGrayson · 12-09-2005

Back in my youth, I went to my husband's company Christmas party. Now, this was the time of four-inch heels on "office shoes," so at the time, I was over six feet tall. My husband's drunken boss, who was shorter than I am when I was in stocking feet, began an almost literal climb up my leg. I looked over his head at my husband, who was telling me with his facial expression "please do not kill the drunken asshole."

So...I didn't score. Scoring would have consisted of bringing my fist down on the top of the asshole's head and driving his entire body down into his socks.

I *have* scored in the more traditional sense at a lot of holiday parties...if you count my boss-who-happened-to-be-my-spouse.

I remember vividly the holiday I saved my younger sister's career by telling her how to behave at an "office party." She didn't believe the behavior that I was warning her about would really occur...until she saw it happen and was ever so grateful she was sober.

12-09-2005	#4
MorganGrayson None $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,321	Re: Who has scored at their company XMAS party Back in my youth, I went to my husband's company Christmas party. Now, this was the time of four-inch heels on "office shoes," so at the time, I was over six feet tall. My husband's drunken boss, who was shorter than I am when I was in stocking feet, began an almost literal climb up my leg. I looked over his head at my husband, who was telling me with his facial expression "please do not kill the drunken asshole." So...I didn't score. Scoring would have consisted of bringing my fist down on the top of the asshole's head and driving his entire body down into his socks. I have scored in the more traditional sense at a lot of holiday parties...if you count my boss-who-happened-to-be-my-spouse. I remember vividly the holiday I saved my younger sister's career by telling her how to behave at an "office party." She didn't believe the behavior that I was warning her about would really occur...until she saw it happen and was ever so grateful she was sober.