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Old 12-07-2005   #36
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Default Re: What Do You Really Want for Christmas?

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Originally Posted by Dravyk
Your gift is in the mail, PD.

A BB gun and a map to Eric's house.
It's about 300 miles.

My rates are $10,000 a day and $6.00 a mile.

Completion guaranteed two weeks after payment in advance.

And fuck the bb gun ... I'll beat him to death with a Commodore 64.
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