[selena]

instead of buying these heathen children Christmas presents.

I think I may just do that next year.

Of course, said heathens will get to go too, but I really think that sounds like a better idea than stressing the fuck out, trying to figure out how to pay for a bunch of shit, then trying to figure out where to put all the shit that I just stressed over paying for, then stressing if it isn't utlized to a degree that corresponds to it's full purchase price, then stressing over getting someone to come haul it the fuck away so that I can

STRESS OVER BUYING MORE SHIT!