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Old 12-05-2005   #1
Dravyk
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Default Your "New Rules"

If Bill Maher can do them, I say so can we!

Add your "New Rules' here. .... Here's my first one.


New Rule: Celebrity Poker Showdown has to find some actual celebrities.

For example: Game 31: Players: Jonny Fairplay, Andrew Firestone, Trishelle Cannatella, Charla Philstrom, and, Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth.

My gawd, it's the A-List! It's the front of Grommann's Chinese Theater! It's a night at the Oscars! ... Not!!

No, it's five schmos who couldn't get into a swanky LA nightclub even with $100 bribes. In fact the Denny's down the street didn't even want to seat them for the Grand Slam breakfast.

So, Bravo, read the first name of your show, ce-leb-ri-ty. This means famous people, people other people read about, people who make too much money at what they do and we wanna watch it for some reason.

It's not for five almost-homeless people who just graduated from the "Meissner Method" who's claim to fame is they each once sent in a tape to "Amercia's Funniest Videos" .... and were turned down. Ok?
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