No no no... You wouldn't get 8 days off dammit.
I was merely changing the name of Christmas (december 25, Candlemas, Mid winters fest) to the Jewish Holiday. Still one day off for the fucker. Still give presents that you can't afford to give. Still the emphasis on the commercial marketing aspect.
Just renaming it in something other than the predominant religion's version of it.
Wouldn't that piss a bunch of people off ?