Sheesh I was kidding! This is a joke thread right???
Hell Nick, if you're going to take me seriously, then my real Christmas wish list is:
Digital Camera
BBQ
Lawnmower
Of course what I will get is a book voucher, a dvd, and some chocolates...but that's the whole point of a wish list isn't it? You wish for stuff you prolly won't get but live in hope anyway!