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In an example of the Christmas spirit that I know our local law enforcement officer will appreciate, a couple of cops I knew were late getting off work and to the bar one night because of paperwork over a fight between two neighbors that ened up with a couple of people beaten up, and one stabbed.

Neighbor A (upstairs) discovered that Neighbor B (downstairs) had put up a whole bunch of lights on the porch, the outside of the house, the shrubs on the lawn, and had a snowman, a Santa and Reindeer, and an elaborate Nativity scene.

Neighbor A discovered that Neighbor B had plugged all of the lights into an outlet on his side of the basement - so he was stealing the electricity. Neighbor A confronted Neighbor B, the confrontation turned ugly so he smacked him around a bit, and was then stabbed by Neighbor B's significant other.

While they brought Neighbor B back from the emergency room, the desk Sgt. told them they needed to call the local PD for one of the 'burbs.

Seems that Neighbor B and his significant other had stolen all of the lights and lawn decorations from a hoity toity suburb, capping off his mini-crime wave by stealing the elaborate Nativity scene from a Catholic Church.

Tis the season ...