I was supposed to go to Disney on Ice with the wife and all the kids.
However my two daughters friends (sisters conveneiently) had a bit of a bad day complications yadda yadda yadda...
So I got out of it by generously offering up my son's and my ticket to go , to my daughters friends.
My wife thought I was the sweetest , kindest , person in the world , and my son the noblest young man for giving up his ticket.
Well she did until she caught us "high fiving " each other and my moronic son , saying "I didn't think it would work , you really are brilliant Dad"
If you look up "cunty eye" in the dictionary , there is a picture of my wife's at that moment.
;-)))