Every Monday I will change my stated religion.
On Tuesdays I will change my stated political preference.
On Wednesdays I will change my sexual orientation.
On Thursdays...um..lessee, what can I change on Thursdays..Oh I know. On thursdays I will change my gender.
On Fridays (each and every one) I will change my Nationality.
On Saturdays and Sundays I will rake leaves (at least until the snows come and cover the fuckers)
