My new stepsister and her husband own a tattoo/peircing parlor.
A few years ago when my mother was dating my most recent stepfather (who is in his 70's or damn close) she informed me that she was going to get a tattoo for her 50th birthday. I just laughed at her. If you knew my mother you would see why this is so damn funny.
She never did go through with it though.
Sabby