[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Red

All right, that's it. No matter how sick I am, I will not spend the day in bed and away from my computer. I can't leave you people alone for a minute.

Morgan, the pic you saw was taken 5 years and 30 pounds ago, and since I've never been one for photo's in the first place, I really don't have any newer ones to scan.

Sweetie, never in the history of human anatomy has putting *on* weight made the bosomies *smaller.* All that means is you can now catch a cool breeze and put out an eye in the next room.