I was out grocery shopping with my 15 yr old daughter, and the kids were going through a major pineapple phase (you know how they go through phases of eating stuff, right up until you have a fridge/pantry full of it, and then they decide they don't like it anymore?).
Anyway...I said to Alex, 'Can you grab a tin of pineapple penises please?'
I meant to say pineapple pieces.
The look of horror on her face was priceless.
