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Originally Posted by Vick
I almost never shop in a wal-mart, have been in one maybe 4 times
They are too gray and depressing
But I would love for a Wal-Mart to hire someone with Touretts Syndrome as a greeter
"How ya fucking doing today you fucking cunt, buy some cheap fucking shit you cheap pig bitch bastard"
I can't believe someone hasn't done that bit in a movie or stand up yet
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Actually there was a girl (beautiful too) who had Tourettes who worked at our local Walmart in the camera department.
She didn't do the profanity - it sounded more like a huge old man clearing his throat. A lot. And SO loud. But in small towns oddities are tolerated a lot better

I haven't seen her there in a while but obviously I don't go in near as much as I used to.